About Us

Welcome Stallion,

Wait, you don’t know us yet? Well this is your lucky day, because we are nothing but the only gym wear brand designed for icons who lift heavy, joke harder, and haven't seen a salad in 5 years.

We started this brand because, let's be honest, gym culture can take itself a bit too seriously. Not everyone's here to break world records. Some of us are just trying to survive burpees without passing out or letting one off mid squat. That's where we come in, printing stupidly relatable gym jokes on clothes that actually look good.

You'll find us somewhere between "new PB" and "new injury," sipping protein shakes we regret, and pretending that stretching counts as a full workout. Our pieces' are made for the gym warriors who talk a big game, trains as little as humanly possible, and make everyone laugh while doing it.

We believe if you're going to suffer in silence on the assault bike, you might as well look hilarious doing it.

So, whether you're a cardio dodger, a bicep only lifter, or just here for the vibes… Welcome to the Herd Club. Grab a tee, flex your sarcasm, and let's get slightly stronger and significantly funnier together.